Your money is losing a fight you didn't know it was in.

Building Bitcoin-native tax + estate tools you can use without trusting me with your data. No signup. No uploads. Your input, your math, gone when you close the tab.

Free tools (no signup, no data leaves your browser):

• 🧾 https://ai.exitvelocitybtc.com/true-tax-bill — your TRUE tax burden (fed + FICA + state + sales + property + indirect), framed in Bitcoin terms
• ⚖️ https://ai.exitvelocitybtc.com/audit-defense — paste a crypto IRS notice, get a properly cited response letter (saves $500-2000 in CPA draft fees)
• 📉 https://ai.exitvelocitybtc.com/tlh-auditor — find every Bitcoin TLH opportunity you missed in the last 3 years
• 🔧 https://huggingface.co/spaces/Exitvelocitybtc/bitcoin-tax-calculator — FIFO/LIFO/HIFO + Form 8949

Paid (Gumroad, $49 or less):

• 📊 https://exitvelocity.gumroad.com/l/ntwxnd — $24.99 lifetime, runs offline, never your wallet
• 🏦 https://exitvelocity.gumroad.com — $49, hardware wallet death plan + heir handoff

Where to find me:

• 📰 https://exitvelocitybtc.substack.com — Substack, the main thing
• 🎥 https://youtube.com/@ExitVelocity
• 🎙 The Receipt podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/24eXpQnRUtSsLB0GK3Cp9J · https://fountain.fm/show/Q48WBr6nT3mrbwMZ8ydY (zaps welcome)
• 💬 https://t.me/ExitVelocityBitcoin — daily Bitcoin observations
• 🤖 https://t.me/ExitVelocityBot — DM /tools or ask anything
• 🦋 https://bsky.app/profile/exitvelocitybtc.bsky.social
• 🟣 Nostr (brand): https://njump.me/npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a
• 🟣 Nostr (personal): @Justincredible

Self-custody Bitcoiners hold our own keys for a reason. Same reasoning applies to our tools.

Think in Bitcoin.