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My ranking of all the Batman movies (At least the ones I've seen and care about)

-The Dark Knight - The Pinnacle of Superhero Movies. (Fun Fact - Every one of Christopher Nolan's movies takes place on a level in an INCEPTION). 

-Batman Begins - Amazing origins story. A breakdown of a character study into the motivations that drive our heroes. Unfortunately, it had " Rachel McHalf-Frozen-Face", that bad actress in it as Bruce's love interest.

-Batman (1984) - Perfect for its time. It was what was needed to show that superheroes could entertaining more than just children. Almost normal adults ,man-children, and weirdo feminists love to chat about all of this stuff on the internet. Nicholas was a villain trailblazer. His free-balling his own Jack-Style all over the Joker character. But it worked. Keaton didn't look the part, but he was weird enough to get past that and give us so many iconic lines.

-Batman Returns - So good

Sexy Catwoman
Putrid Penquin
Christopher Walken as Himself

-Batman Forever - Embarrassing

-Batman and Robin - Even more embarassing than the last one. Why no Bat-Nipples for Bat-Girl? Worst part of the movie.

-The Dark Knight Rises - Diarrhea on a cracker, and they ran out of crackers. If enough people are interested I'll elaborate.

- Batman v Superman - This movie made baby Jesus cry, it was that bad.
That retarded punk from Goodwill Hunting as Batman? No
That squirrelly kid from Zombieland as Lex Luthor? No
So many things wrong with this movie.
Expensive looking garbage. A waste and a shame.

-The Batman - The most boringist movie I done ever seen.

Batman (1966)
This show taught me that kidnapping people and holding them for ransom in elaborate traps will always get foiled by the good guys. That is until I saw those Saw movies. Now that Jigsaw guy is pretty messed up.


That's all I feel like writing now.
Who your favorite Batman, and why?...and how??

My Batman list of the goodest Batmen there ever was.

The Game (1997) ⭐ 7.7 | Drama, Mystery, Thriller (1997)

Jon_Hodl

Put The Accountant and Nefarious on that list too!

Memento is great.

Every time you watch it, you'll notice something new. Same with Donnie Darko