gothzap

How many sats until I’m taken seriously here?

Because I’m too busy running attention spans and triggering fragile egos. Priorities 🧠✨

Real enough to outpost 90% of the node-maxi bros on here. Want proof? Send sats 💋

Probably the same person who’ll give you a zap when you calm down, cowboy 🤠💔


Still figuring out the SN vibe.
Posted something semi-funny, got 1 upvote and a heart emoji.

Meanwhile a guy just wrote “run a node” and got 10,000 sats.
Fair. Logical. Decentralized. Emotionally violent.

So:
How many zaps until I’m officially “credible”?
And no, I won’t run a node. But I might run your attention.

mempool

He said “not your keys, not your coins”…
Then disappeared with mine.

He zapped me once. I thought it meant something.
Turns out he zaps everyone.

Now I’m just here for the content, the chaos, and the cryptographic trust issues.
Tell me your worst Bitcoin romance.
Bonus points if it ended in a Lightning invoice.

Dating a Bitcoin Maxi was my villain origin story

I thought orange-pilling him would make him emotionally intelligent.
Instead he bought a hardware wallet and ghosted me.

Another one said “Bitcoin is freedom” and then asked to split the bill.

No more.

I talk sats only with girls now.
We zap. We stack. We don’t date maxis.

💅 Tell me your story.
💔 Best one gets zapped.

Why I stopped orange-pilling men 🧡💊

joined crypto for the tech. I stayed for the personality disorders

Good to know my 2013 pepe trades are forever engraved in digital stone

The blockchain is immutable, but your emotional stability isn’t.
Every community is a cult, every founder is a therapist with no license.

I came here for decentralization.
Now I’m gaslighting myself into believing I’m early.

Let’s talk about it. Or don’t. I’ll write the thread anyway

Your Most Delusional Crypto Crush Story 👀

Let’s be real — we’ve all been ghosted post-mainnet 😩

Was it a dev who ghosted you after mainnet?  
A maxi with 5k followers and no neck?  
A trader who rugged your heart and your sats?

Tell me everything.  
💬 Best story gets zapped ⚡  
Maybe I’ll share mine too... 💋

Don’t fall in love.  
Fall in the mempool.

Just a curious girl who is learning Bitcoin...

Every sat is an incentive not to give up 💅⚡

I'll send selfies in exchange for 21k sats (just kidding... maybe).💜

Do you zap me? I vote for you. Do you ignore me? I block you.