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Got pooped out shopping with the wife. My question is: “When does shopping ever end? It goes on and on and on with no respite.” Is this the reason I hate shopping and get pooped out whenever I get looped in?

That feeling when you're still shopping, but you're sick of it, isn't fun.

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But why does it happen every time we go together? If I shop, it takes as little time as I can do it in. I go in, get what I want, pay and get out. Is that too much to ask?

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Pound a whole can of Monstee before shopping. The caffeine is a mood booster. You’ll be hyper focused on analyzing every purchase and it won’t bother u to not actually buy anything

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But, I have never drunk a can of Monster or any other energy drink!! I drink coffee or tea.

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All I can do is give you the cheat codes to life.

Up to u whether u want to cheat death

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I don’t think Monster is a cheat code for life, perhaps the opposite.

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For shopping at least

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Maybe, but I coffee up before and during shopping.

Yes.

It's a journey, not a destination. You got fucked, sir.

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