"When people want the impossible only liars can satisfy."

Time to accept that's not possible off-chain.

The internet doesn't work when offline. This justification for attention scams is a failure to appreciate Bitcoin for what it is, an always-online LEDGER.

Bitcoin cannot be replicated. Your choice is the chain, a custodian, or being online to receive. These are laws as immutable as gravity.

How would you get emails and such if no server was online to receive them?

Ease is relative, it's already easier than opening a bank account. There is a real limitation around affordability, but that too is as immutable as gravity, if you cannot afford to use Bitcoin you have to trust someone to use it for you.

"Hope is what we cling to when reality has left us nothing else."

"Hope, in reality, is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."

Nietzsche was specifically talking about reading whitepapers for fake L2s and shitcoins and arguing over worthless shitfork proposals.

Time for Bitcoiners to grow up and appreciate Bitcoin for what it is and not take it for granted, lest it start to look like this: