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Stacker Sports is hoarding Bitcoin. Our treasury is up over 110k sats now. Although almost all of it is ear marked for contest payouts. But we are hoarding. Buy our stock! You can have some of @Undisciplined's shares.

Only if you leverage it, issue some equity, do some clever financial engineering and achieve like 1.3:1 backing against your treasury stack

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Congrats you are the new CFEO (chief financial engineering officer). Welcome to the team.

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AWESOME! THank you kindly(!), I accept. What's my signing bonus?

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I just sent you 100 sats. After tax that’s 70.

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That'll do. Generational wealth

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Hmm, it seems like I have insufficient votes to veto anything.

I'm onboard, but only if he's paid entirely in the make-believe assets he invents.

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I have a mini miner, so I'm technically making ("unleashing") bitcoin. PAY ME SATS, BITCH #936913

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I suspect you have technically not made any new bitcoins.

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what?! but I mined them, they neeeeew

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Are you pointing at Ocean's pool? I forget. They show you if you've found any.

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Nah, just brains for now. Been travelling too much to spend time setting up anything else

Deal. I suggest an initial 3 month contract to determine how much finance a chief financial engineering officer could engineer if a chief financial engineering officer could engineer finance.

After that we can reevaluate and potentially offer him a permanent role and a seat on the board of old men yelling at clouds if he really engineers the shit out of those finances.

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