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Can I intrest you in my $VARK coin. It will pay you dividends, as soon as I dell the second batch to @Undisciplined

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We can use that to start the ~Stacker_Sports VARK Treasury Company.

We’ll pay for it with equity that can be converted to VARK at a future date.

...and the 10 BTC that I angel-invest fund, you won't run away with, but instead build a bitcoin-acquiring company, yes?

For 10 BTC, I will do literally anything you tell me to do.

sounds kinky; I'm game

I'll bring the lube.

Careful, he may well be using the new BTC=sats nomenclature. Also, he's European so you may not be prepared for what he can think of.

I guarantee that whatever he can come up with, I'm prepared to do worse.

you suuuure? I was raised on eurotrip (the movie)

For sure. Our aim will be to acquire one billion sats.

Amazing. And what's the projected BTC yield?

Through our proprietary financial engineering we believe we can maintain that 1B:10 return.

Something something arbitrage and profits.

We all win!

YEEEES, I'm game. Gimme an address and I'll wire you 10 BTC. Excellent use case of the Aardvark brand. I truly believe in this project

Unlike the HAWK coin, for a 10 BTC purchase of VARK, I will absolutely "spit on that thang"

I'm all in on $VARK where can I buy