Hmm. I think I would've said something along the lines of "It's kind of like PayPal and Venmo, but I didn't have to create an account or link my bank account or credit card to use it. It makes me feel like I'm paying with cash." My goal here is to make it look like it's really simple to use, and get them interested in possibly setting up a wallet. Now the issue here is that actually getting to the self-custody stage is not easy at all for a total noobie.