Don’t be too hard on yourself. Your speech could have worked on the right person. Anyway it’s hard to come up with a tailored explanation on the fly that will pique her curiosity

When people ask me about Bitcoin, I will always say it’s another currency I get from posting stuff on SN n clicking on ads on Cointiply. Then, they might ask about off-ramping it, to which I will say nope, I would rather buy Bitrefill gift cards instead