zeeeero surprise for those of yous who've been paying attention to my stray thoughts on the topic in recent months. (#1043512, #1049004, #984224)
One side promises a fast-track to the hyperbitcoinized future we all envision, with corporate charters amplifying my sats on the way; the other, a cesspool of financial engineering and a hive of speculative mania quickly lining up Bitcoiners to have their fiat contributions repurposed as bitcoin yield.
It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it!
Go read it... it's long af (5,300 words), cleared by legal, and entirely without any conflicts or nonpublic information! hashtag good citizen.