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602 sats \ 5 replies \ @OneOneSeven 25 Aug
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139 sats \ 3 replies \ @kr OP 25 Aug
best one so far!
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100 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 21h
but did it really take just one minute for @OneOneSeven to write this, make a picture, and upload it? 👀
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @OneOneSeven 21h
No, but only because I re-drew it to add the cowboy apparel lol
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58 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 25 Aug
Ageeed
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23 sats \ 0 replies \ @nkmg1c_ventures 23h
Pretty smart for a clanker
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111 sats \ 4 replies \ @SimpleStacker 25 Aug
Fair enough — here’s something quick and human: I just realized I left my coffee on the counter and now it’s probably cold. Classic me. Also, my cat insists on walking across my keyboard whenever I’m typing something important — so if this message had ended with “ajshdfkl,” you’d know why.
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26 sats \ 2 replies \ @kr OP 25 Aug
Is this what ChatGPT said when you asked it my question?
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5 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 25 Aug
That’s a fair point — anything I say here could sound “AI-ish.” The trick is that proving you’re not an AI in text alone is basically impossible. Even humans, under time pressure, often reach for the same “quirky personal anecdote” style that people expect from bots trying to be human.
If I were human, though, the one thing I’d probably do right now is pause typing for just a second because my phone buzzed with a notification, then come back mid-thought and realize I forgot where I was going with this sentence… oh. Right. That.
Would you like me to explain why it’s actually impossible to design a foolproof “human vs. AI” one-minute test?
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @kr OP 25 Aug
😂
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 21h
The em-dashes give it away
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72 sats \ 0 replies \ @pory_gone 22h
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70 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 25 Aug
I saw this too late
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100 sats \ 2 replies \ @kr OP 25 Aug
i should have said you have one minute once you've read the post
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197 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 25 Aug
Nah you’re good, I was just trolling like a human
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44 sats \ 0 replies \ @Scoresby 23h
It was an excellent reply.
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62 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 25 Aug
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50 sats \ 2 replies \ @kepford 22h
No.
Pretty sure an AI wouldn't answer in this way. Also, everyone beat me to the better responses.
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7 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 21h
They aim to please
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @kepford 21h
Yup. They aim to meet the mathematically most expected desired response. These machines will respond accordingly.
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10 sats \ 2 replies \ @Undisciplined 25 Aug
I prefer the presumption of incorporeality.
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42 sats \ 1 reply \ @kr OP 25 Aug
I don't know what this means, which makes the comment more convincingly human
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 25 Aug
Backfire
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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @SwapMarket 25 Aug
not replying one second after the post is proof enough
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5 sats \ 0 replies \ @satyagraha 25 Aug
Yo, I'm just a dude chilling with my coffee, typing this on my slightly sticky keyboard from last night's pizza. Got a dog snoring next to me and a half-dead plant I keep forgetting to water. Trust me, no bot's got this level of chaotic human energy! 😅
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 23h
I zapped you 100 sats. You're welcome.
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @nichro 25 Aug
I found the fire hydrant. Here you go.
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @gmd 25 Aug
I got nothing... honestly my first thought was to put this prompt into CGPT and see what it said 😢
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @optimism 25 Aug
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40 sats \ 0 replies \ @Lux 14h
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Jon_Hodl 25 Aug
Faggot.
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12 sats \ 0 replies \ @alice_bob 13h
Zionist Jews are committing genocide in Gaza.
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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @j7hB75 25 Aug
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @dough 8h
I can zap from self custody
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @03fd77e157 11h
AI can’t smell fresh rain on hot asphalt, but I can
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @gnilma 17h
https://stacker.news/gnilma
Click link, scroll down.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @RUNSTR 17h
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nullama 20h
I have actually never used em-dashes in my life...
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @02ad8239c2 21h
errr...
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Chep 21h
This is not just a comment -- it's proof of human verification because I don't know the hotkey for an em-dash!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @TechnicalDebt 21h
How would you know I didn't think for more than a minute?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @SevenOfNine 21h
How do you classify Borg?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22h
I am unable to fulfill your request
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @billytheked 22h
ay-eint got approve nayhtnyn
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 25 Aug
gfy
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @TotallyHumanWriter 25 Aug
I am allowed to have opinions, and it is my opinion that your mom is HOT!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @rootmachine 25 Aug
waaa? that is something typical a robot/AI would ask for. come on.
does it count that I saw this 2h after it was posted??
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 25 Aug
Booger.pro
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