All you haters gonna hate. I EARNED my Top Ten finish!!

Look at my fellow top ten stackers. I’m HONORED to be in this group:

They all have higher trust scores and get high zap rank. I know my trust score is trash so I have to fight and claw with my dog paws to the top ten out of 57 story submissions!

Images @grayruby jokes SN memes @Car bragging about me on SNL I did NOT beg for zaps on my post. I did a 10k boost just to get ppl to comment. But I got zapped 6k sats before I even did that boost! I had to setup a bounty just to get people to beg @plebpoet to read my story, and I still don’t know if she read it or not.

I’m a gosh darn published short story writer in the FIRST EVER Bitcoin fiction anthologies 21 Futures! I recruited @TotallyHumanWriter to even join SN and inspire to make these contests. YOU’RE WELCOME!

I’m not saying I’m gonna win the grand prize, but you can’t deny the effort I put in to secure my win.

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I hope everyone else who won is half as proud as I am of me!

Next I hope to win the contest for most humble stacker 🏆