I was once drinking the night before Christmas in a downtown of a major city, the party was going well, we went to multiple bars and we had a lot of fun ... and the first next thing I remember is that I'm walking in a dark forrest on a barely paved road. No idea where. I was very drunk, walking in the middle of the road, no lights and the forrest was just getting deeper and darker. In short spark of drunken clarity I realized that no matter what, it gives me the best chances if I turn back and try walking in the direction where I came from. I turned and I walked for 15 minutes until I got to a bus stop. I tried checking the schedule (back in the day they had printed schedules at each bus stop), but the letters were moving/rotating too much. So I raised my arm to check time, but noticed that someone stole my watch. That left me with no real options, but to wait. After 20 minutes of waiting a bus came, so I got on.