10 sats \ 0 replies \ @nout 12 Jan 2023 \ on: Daily discussion thread
Ads from dbrand are the only ads I like receiving and actually read. The most recent one has a fine print on the bottom:
When we approached a traditional publishing house about producing the dbrand Manifesto, they turned down the job. When pressed for a reason, they remarked that they "already had enough FBI investigations on their plate." They must not have known about our considerable expertise in dealing with the FBI. It took some digging, but we were able to locate the agent on their case... before ensuring he wouldn't ever be located again. After planting some photographs of our handiwork in the publisher’s office, we left an anonymous tip and had them framed for our crimes. If they’re so unwilling to produce the Manifesto, they can distract the FBI while we do it ourselves.