Interested to hear how far the stacker memory goes.
I have a few young memories, one of falling down the stairs and another one of still being in my cot as a baby and standing up, looking out the window as my nan and grandad drove off after coming to visit. I don't know how old I was, but must have been only a few years old as I was still in a cot (a crib for US stackers).
Then I think most memories start to flow from maybe 4, like I was 'online' at that point.
I have a vivid one when I was in infant school (in the UK you have like kindergarden, infant school, junior school, then secondary school) and we were all sitting on the carpet and my friend, who was too shy to ask to go to the toilet, just pissed himself on the carpet lol
I still remember the piss patch forming around him and the teacher squealing and telling us all to jump up on the tables and chairs, like this kid's piss was polonium lol
I asked him afterwards, 'Why didn't you just ask to use the toilet?' But I guess some kids are super shy.
In a funny twist, my youngest daughter loves that story and will often ask me to tell it again, so the piss legend is still alive and well.
Speaking of memories, Louis CK has a funny bit about having his first memory lol
What about you ?