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80 sats \ 5 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 8h \ on: The noose is tightening security
Fuckers
Next time I deposit a check that’s large enough to ask what it’s for, I’m going to give some ridiculous answer like penile implants or hosting orgies.
I know this isn’t quite related, but I’ve been asked about large deposits before and im just like, fuck you it isn’t your business
I was sending some Good Boy Points from my bank account to an exchange to buy corn.
They asked me what it was for. I refused to answer, because I thought it was none of their business. They blocked the transfer and told me "Call us back when you change your mind."
Later that day I walked into a branch and the same conversation repeated. Eventually I told them it was for "drugs and hookers" and they let it through.
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Yep that sounds about right.
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jajjajajjajajja.......I've been here laughing at this for 5 minutes......!!!
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Good point. It didn't occur to me since I don't have any employees anymore.
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It's probably less relevant for people who are depositing checks from their employer. IIRC mine was an inheritance from a recently deceased family member, so not my normal cash flow.
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