It sort of was like The Naked Gun, but I didn't know who Leslie Nielsen was because I was only 6.

If you don't know, Cliff Richard became a very uncool aged pop star that grannies loved. He's still alive today, but even in the early 90s, he was cringe. And my casting of him as a cyborg action hero was my first foray into literary sarcasm.

I believe he also attacked the Post Office with a shot gun in order to supplement his stamp collection.

There were even pictures! God, I wish I had the original...