Week 4 of the 31-Word horror-movie review contest is complete!
Another great week of horror movie micro reviews! The stackers still mostly focused on modern horror but there were a number of outliers from traditional horror that caught my eye. Also a couple of movies from this year, which is always interesting to see. Turns out Stacker News is a pretty great way to source a catalog of movies to watch!
13 submissions13 submissions
- The Autopsy of Jane Doe, 2016 (@guerratotal)
- Mirror, 2008 (@brave)
- The Wailing, 2016 (@guerratotal)
- Alien Covenant, 2017 (@fred)
- Sinister, 2012 (@guerratotal)
- The Thing, 1982 (@0xbitcoiner)
- Sinners, 2025 (@Entrep)
- The Babadook, 2014 (@GreaterthanFiction)
- Gone Girl, 2014 (@billytheked)
- Silent Hill, 2006 (@guerratotal)
- The Machinist, 2004 (@guerratotal)
- Weapons, 2025 (@ladyluck)
- The Toxic Avenger, 1985 (@Scoresby)
Honorable mentionsHonorable mentions
@guerratotal's review of Silent Hill was excellent: great job highlighting the weird visual elements. I still have memories of watching this movie with a friend who had just gotten home from surgery and was on pain meds. He didn't enjoy the movie as much as I did.
@fred's review of Alien Covenant managed to convince me that the Alien franchise had more to offer. I usually find the endless sequel parade a little tiresome, but this review made Alien Covenant sound fresh and intriguing.
@0xbitcoiner shocked us all by reviewing The Thing blind ("Didn’t watch it. That’s the kind of movie I gave up on after Troll 2."
And the winner isAnd the winner is
@billytheked's review of Gone Girl.
Want thriller? Try psychological manipulation.
Murder plot unravels. Audience get played better than the people in the Missourian town setting.
Will leave a pit in your stomach.
Affleck, Perry, Pike, Fischer.
I remember this movie making a bit of buzz (or perhaps I remember the book doing so), and somehow I had it down as a faddish kind of thing. This review completely changed my mental model and got me very curious. It's on my list! Excellent enticement, Billy!
Without a doubt, @0xbitcoiner surprised us all, hahaha!
Congratulations to @billytheked , I've added that movie to my watchlist for later...!!
How did I surprise you? Congrats, @billytheked
I think that could be a phrase to be etched in history.
https://m.stacker.news/109283
Wow, what an honor!
I'll admit, somehow I held similar prejudices about it. I caved because of Affleck -- his face is so sincere!
And it was supposed to say Fincher -- FINCHER! As in DAVID, the director of Fight Club!? Gosh-darn it! That was supposed to be the pay-off for making you read the other 30-words.
Anyway. Thanks for the nice prize. Maybe @0xbitcoiner will give They Live a chance for the zombie edition
Edit: my bad, just remembered they are aliens, not zombies. Whoops.
They Live is an honorary zombie movie.
Zombies? F**k outta here! That's my breakfast!
https://m.stacker.news/109257
These posters are really cool! It could be good to have them at the SWAG shop https://SWAG.btc.pub/cat/posters
Profits go to creator (you?) or reward pool or #1253664
If you want to put them there, let me send you some higher res versions. Just let me know how is best to get files to you. The best they'll print is about roughly 8.5"x11" (I didn't have high res to start with). Feel free to keep the revenue yourself or donate to rewards.
Higher res will help, maybe use wormhole.app ?
Here's these ones. If you know the size you want to print them, I can change the aspect ratio for you.
https://wormhole.app/OXP8Z3#_eiFB5ohGAWdWs2hrk7-wQ
Amazing, ideally we keep the aspect ratio and find paper sizes that match it. 8.5x11 is good size but we can probably do better. Movie posters deserve it :)
Any update on the best zombie movie review?
I will have a post about the winner later today! Things just got a little bust over the weekend. Sorry!
Great list growing for movies to watch!