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96 comments \ @saloon 31 Oct \ yesterday
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @2053456d48 2h
Nothing much just travelling and check out SN.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 5h
the site has been so laggy. it needs a troubleshoot session but i don't want to core dump just yet with only a day or two left of work on the refactor.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 58m
yes I notice it that is loading pages a bit slow than usual.
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42 sats \ 6 replies \ @Fenix 6h
What can I do now?
(Cool theme)
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0 sats \ 5 replies \ @Undisciplined 6h
How did that happen?
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0 sats \ 4 replies \ @Fenix 6h
I zapped a post
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @Undisciplined 6h
So did I, but I'm armed
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @Fenix 6h
This make it even cooler. Flavored
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Fenix 5h
How can I be cured @k00b?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 56m
There is no cure
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30 sats \ 3 replies \ @SimpleStacker 13h
This looks kinda cool
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 9h
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158 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 12h
looks like an anus LOL or ass-hole ?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 13h
I feel watched
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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 14h
Fun fact: all those complaining that cannot afford a LN channel are the ones that for 15 years denied bitcoin and some of them used shitcoins.
If you would buy just 1000 sats/month during all these 15 years you would have enough sats to open a damn LN channel.
STOP complaining. Buy Bitcoin and learn how to use it properly.
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100 sats \ 3 replies \ @jakoyoh629 14h
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 14h
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @jakoyoh629 14h
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 14h
nprofile1qqswp94gnm4epqsgjkndl4lnd8krzdj5u4mzuppdtxksdymkty63g7gdurlfc
#849390
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224 sats \ 9 replies \ @ek 15h
It’s over, Greta Thunberg has won.
McDonald’s doesn’t have straws anymore.
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117 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 14h
I think it was someone named Milo Cress, a 9 year old who led a crusade against plastic straws.
Like, why do we listen to kids on these issues?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 6h
Wasn't it just his science fair project that ended up being taken seriously by very stupid adults?
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21 sats \ 4 replies \ @Natalia 14h
wait, you still go to McDonald?
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 14h
👀
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @Natalia 14h
the ultimate fiat food?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @jasonb 13h
Hold my beer.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 14h
👀👀👀
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @guerratotal 14h
I like going to Burger King here for the free refills, hahaha, and the straws are made of cardboard.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 14h
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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 15h
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5 sats \ 3 replies \ @jakoyoh629 15h
Haven't checked SN in a week and now I'm infected? Yo, someone help me shake this, I'm about to start biting people.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 14h
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178 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 15h
The zombie must have bitten you in your sleep
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55 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 15h
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5 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 16h
infected? by what tho --> 😅 I thought SN got hacked or something...
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @alashazam 14h
got infected too, where is the cure?
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134 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 16h
I can't be infected because I have a gun and a horse. I can ride away from zombies and shoot them while moving
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33 sats \ 1 reply \ @OneOneSeven 16h
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 6h
You too?
It's because you're not armed, huh?
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @DP0604 16h
studying #Bitcoin means studying:
⏳ history 💵 finance 📈 economics 🏦 government 💻 computer science 🧮 mathematics 🔋 energy 🌍 geopolitics 📚 philosophy ♟️ game theory 🏙️ sociology 💡 critical thinking 🕊️ human rights
knowledge is a lifelong pursuit ⚡️🕳️
Bitcoin illuminates you💥⚡ never stop🔐
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121 sats \ 0 replies \ @Kontext 16h
Honestly ever since I got on SN & nostr, and have to revert to "liking" content on legacy social media I feel like I'm depriving these people of what's rightfully theirs. There is literally no value in a "like" and there is literal value in a zap. I can't unsee it.
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @Car 16h
🎃Happy Halloween stackers! See ya at 4pm Texas Time!
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146 sats \ 2 replies \ @sox 17h
🎃
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5 sats \ 1 reply \ @jakoyoh629 15h
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @alashazam 14h
scary
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121 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 17h
https://xcancel.com/alexbosworth/status/1984273277284733328
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 15h
on-chain is too slow for MoE payments. it's a settlement layer.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 15h
LN is Bitcoin... remember ? And Bitcoin is LN. You cannot separate them.
onchain = final settlement LN = THE payment network for Bitcoin.
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66 sats \ 3 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 17h
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6 sats \ 2 replies \ @guerratotal 17h
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33 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 16h
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22 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 16h
A classic
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70 sats \ 0 replies \ @zapsammy 17h
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102 sats \ 6 replies \ @chaoticalHeavy 18h
Announcement : my status shows "infected"
My notifications show :
you have been bitten by a zombie 26m You're feeling cold and clammy and you have a sudden desire to zap everyone ...

what's happening?

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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 17h
An axe flies over your head... I'm Rick Grimes in the zombie apocalypse.
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9 sats \ 0 replies \ @pory_gone 18h
we are all infected!
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156 sats \ 0 replies \ @zapsammy 18h
zombie cooties cannot survive in my body;
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100 sats \ 2 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 18h
WTF!
ahahaha
anon is patient zero and therefore always infected
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @zuspotirko 18h
You are not infected. I'm commenting on your comment to see if it infects you :)
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23 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 18h
I’m immune for now, but guess I can’t dodge it forever!
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41 sats \ 2 replies \ @SimpleStacker 18h
Watch out for zombies guys
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5 sats \ 0 replies \ @adlai 17h
I'm doing my part!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @chaoticalHeavy 18h
too late for me
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @zapsammy 18h
TDLR; mainstream lighting makes u gay;
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 19h
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 19h
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75 sats \ 15 replies \ @k00b 19h
https://stacker.news/bitcoin.pdf
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5 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 18h
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100 sats \ 13 replies \ @grayruby 18h
Hey @k00b not sure if you saw my earlier message but there was no territory revenue payout this morning when the rewards got paid out.
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7 sats \ 12 replies \ @DarthCoin 18h
LOL babies are dying because SN is not paying out the assmilkers !
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3 sats \ 8 replies \ @zapsammy 17h
for the PG13 version of stacker.news, i propose the term "milkshaker" - someone who shakes and milks the unsuspecting stackers;
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4 sats \ 7 replies \ @DarthCoin 17h
fuck PG13. stop auto-censoring. If somebody let their kids on SN is THEIR responsibility not mine. btw kids of 13 knows more about sex than you do nowadays... so they will just laugh about this stupid PG13 thing
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0 sats \ 6 replies \ @zapsammy 17h
i don't think invoking images of asses is absolutely necessary, where a softer term will suffice and still be accurate; unless u mean donkeys;
the 13 yo's today have no clue about tantric sex, for example; the ancient wise man knew how to please a woman;
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @DarthCoin 17h
FYI #797208
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @zapsammy 17h
the internet shud censor this fagt 😹
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 17h
Tell that to all drag queens showing their ass (literally ass) to your kids in schools.
btw assmilking means this:
and I remember that scoresby had in the past a nice post about assmilking
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @zapsammy 17h
i wish to see a well-raised kid spit on their (transqueens) face, that'll be something new;
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby 18h
One of your least clever comments Darth. I expect better trolling from you.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 17h
I hope one day SN will remove all these rewards...
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 17h
Fair enough.
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Lux 19h
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Scoresby 20h
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100 sats \ 1 reply \ @Kontext 21h
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DP0604 11h
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40 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22h
Day 673 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 417 sats on 30Oct2025! Running total: 433,657 sats!
Yesterday's comment
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2 sats \ 2 replies \ @Now_Singularity 22h
Happy Halloween!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Now_Singularity 19h
I’ll share another one I did this morning brainstorming cartoons. ChatGPT make this easy and fun. (Lefty trigger warning)
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DP0604 21h
Hahaha
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 31 Oct
Let's see what other stupidities people will say today so I can make new memes :)
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DP0604 21h
I want to know too, my friend.
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26 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 31 Oct
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @guerratotal 20h
very good
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