Our own @grayruby keeps making this provocative claim. Is it true, though?
Let's start with the no-brainers. These teams all clearly suck:
Jets
Raiders
Cardinals
Titans
Saints
Dolphins
Browns
Commies
Giants
Search your heart and know it for true, these teams also suck:
Bengals
Vikings
Falcons
Ravens
Texans
Jags
Cowboys
Panthers
Frauds suck:
Broncos
Bills
Bears
Steelers
Too many injuries, not your fault, but you suck nonetheless:
49ers
Bucs
Chargers
Character matters, you suck no matter what you do on the field:
Chiefs
Eagles
Sam Darnold is your QB, when it matters you'll suck too:
Seahawks
Jared Goff is your QB, when it matters you'll suck too:
Lions
Danny Dimes is your QB, when it matters you'll suck too:
Colts
You lost to the Raiders and they suck:
Patriots
You lost to the Browns and they suck more than the Raiders (maybe):
Packers
Rams
I'm as stunned as all of you, but @grayruby seems to be right. Each and every one of the 32 NFL teams sucks this year.
Wow it is amazing to see my wonderful theory laid out so beautifully. Nice work.
One error. The Rams didn't lose to the Browns. They lost to the Eagles on a blocked FG returned for a TD and to the most injured team in the league the 49ers despite being the healthiest team in the league. Also Mac Jones kind of carved them up in game 2 against the 49ers as well but the D couldn't stop anything and the refs killed two drives for the 49ers. I would also like to add they didn't look very good against the Seahawks and almost lost despite 4 Darnold INTs. So I would say the Rams are the best of the teams that suck, which is everyone.
You're telling me the search engine AI that I lazily relied on gave me the wrong game outcomes?
Haha
Yes, everybody sucks. At least it should make for some “competitive” matchups? Maybe?
When both teams can beat themselves, there's no telling who will win.
Yep! “Competitive” makes it sound like they’d be good matchups, but I don’t think that’s necessarily true. Because teams beating themselves doesn’t mean good matchup. I think you summed it up, who knows who will win
Bills are def frauds. I watched the tape
I hate to say it but they’ve been really bad a few times
I can’t believe we lost to falcons and dolphins! This was supposed to be our year for the #1 seed now we are looking at a wildcard
Its pretty wild but you have a point.
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Let's hope they suck more in the final leg and Colts go on to become the champs this season!