I'm really good with a shovel. Tell me to dig a ditch, and I'll make your ditch witch hide in shame.

When a woman asks me, what are you thinking now?

Im ridiculously talented at making up utter BS when in reality, im wondering when that pigeon is going to fly away when another pigeon lands next to it

I'm a pretty excellent at bagging groceries.

Also forgetting media - movies, tv shows, books. I don't completely forget them. It's more like I forget how to retrieve the memory until enough context is provided. Quite a few times I've been halfway through a movie only to realize I've already seen it because I can predict what happens a little too accurately.

I'm not sure when age will rob me of this, but I'm bizarrely good at tag, or really anything involving evasion: dodgeball, kickball, football, sparring, etc. (but mostly the dodging aspect of those things).

I'm pretty good at not finishing shows I stop enjoying. Some people feel the need to stick with it to the end. Not me. As soon as I get bored of it, it's very easy for me to just stop and not care anymore.

Never having enough time to fulfill all the tasks I set out to do.

Navigation - I've never had to ask anyone for directions in my life.

Burping on demand.