Man: Bitcoin is the ultimate tool of sovereignty, prioritising self reliance, responsibility, and freedom. Secured by cryptography, if you understand it and harness it correctly you can ensure a healthy future for your family.

Woman: Bitcoin is the ultimate tool of empowerment, it can help you secure your future away from prying eyes and catch you up on years of saving money lost to having children. The education Bitcoin will open you to will be beneficial for your children on many metrics: health, stability, and security.

That would be my pitch. Similar, but different.