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Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car…
“Quick Sister,” screams one nun, “Show him your cross!”
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Oi! You! F*ck off!”
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Littly Jimmy was notoriously terrible at math, until his parents enrolled him in Catholic school. Finally, he started getting straight A's. His parents approached him in disbelief: "what happened, Jimmy? What has changed?"
"As soon as I walked in and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign," he replied, "I knew they meant business."
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lmao
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Two nuns were biking down an old countryside path. One says to the other, enthralled, "I've never come this way before."
"It's the cobblestones," replied the other.