I was just being facetious. But the more substantive criticism of the quote is that it doesn't acknowledge that the production of the commodities are because other people need and want them, and therefore are willing to trade their capital for it, and that the capitalist's goal isn't necessarily the accumulation of more capital for its own sake, but rather for the consumption that it brings to himself, his descendants, and other people (through the investment in productive capacity of more goods and services down the line.)