Seems that you never onboarded a nocoiner...

DarthCoin

CoinOS. Minibits wallet for better privacy (still custodial).

Or just skip both and use Zeus Wallet on your phone.

Zeus has eCash to start, then it suggests you "open a channel" to their LSP, then you use that non-custodially to send and receive.

You can close that channel at any time and get an on-chain UTXO... that wasn't even yours. It was Zeus's to begin with which obviously is a privacy improvement.

[Brainstorming] Zero to SN with minimal difficulty

Undisciplined

CoinOS. Minibits wallet for better privacy (still custodial).
Or just skip both and use Zeus Wallet on your phone.

Zeus has eCash to start, then it suggests you "open a channel" to their LSP, then you use that non-custodially to send and receive.

You can close that channel at any time and get an on-chain UTXO... that wasn't even yours. It was Zeus's to begin with which obviously is a privacy improvement.