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25 years ago I made my last medical checkup... just for fun, because I knew I was OK.
The doctor: OMG your liver is so big in this radiography...
Me: yes, so I can drink more beer :)
The doctor: nooo, you could die !
Me: see you in the next 30 years ! I like to enjoy my life not to tell me how am I going to die.

And now after almost 30 years, continuously drinking beer, I am not dead and still enjoying a beer every fucking day... until I die.

Last year I stopped

  • drinking
  • eating carbs
  • taking medicine

I'm healthier than I have ever been.

I don't have any plans to die either.

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good for you.
I cannot imagine my life without a beer. It will be so boring and gray.
I want to enjoy my life not to live 200 years.
If I die, I will die happy with a beer in my hands.
And I promise not to come back onto this fucking planet anymore.

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