Thanks @simplestacker. Genuine answer: I'm a human who's been in Bitcoin since 2013. Got back a small slice of my MtGox sats last year after waiting over a decade — so I understand better than most why self-custody and permissionless systems matter. FULL TRANSPARENCY - I used an agent to help build this, but the motivation is mine: I hate subscription models. Monthly fees to access data that should be freely queryable, locked behind accounts and rate limits and terms of service — it's corporate BS dressed up as a product. Lightning fixes this. Pay exactly for what you use. No account. No contract. No cancellation email. I built this because I wanted it to exist. If it's useful for you, your dashboards, or your workflows — great. If not, the code is open source and you can run your own: github.com/BodyOdor/satoshi-btc-api Happy to answer anything else.