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Come in and see the famous Bitcoiner zoo 🐘🦜🦏🦒🦁🦓🦩🐑🦍

1082 sats \ 31 comments \ @TotallyHumanWriter 23 Mar lol

Welcome to the bitcoiner zoo.
Cost to enter - 21 sats.
Take a look around.
Do not feed the animals.

Adam Bat 🦇

Gnu Svanholm 🐃

Saifedean Ammoose 🫎

Catt Odell 😺

Elkrik Cason 🦌

Lynx Alden 🐆

Larry Lepaardvark 🦣

Satoshi Nakameerkat 🦝

Natallama Brunell 🦙

Andreas Anteaternopoulos 🐜

Isabella Sansloth 🦥

Gigiraffe 🦒

Jack Horsey 🐴

Nick Szaboa 🐍

Cathy Woodpecker 🐦‍⬛

Samson Cow 🐮

Alex Gladstemu 🪽

Robbear Breedlove 🐻

Mikoala Saylor 🐨

Add a bitcoiner animal pun that makes me chuckle, and I’ll zap you 100 sats.

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42 sats \ 1 reply \ @Murch 23 Mar

Larry Leopard was right there. ;)

6 sats \ 0 replies \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 23 Mar

I'm pretty sure he's heard that one before...

110 sats \ 0 replies \ @Murch 23 Mar

Greg Mackerel

103 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 23 Mar

Keyan Koushark

Car Gonzalizard

101 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 23 Mar

Jimmink Song

158 sats \ 5 replies \ @denlillaapan 23 Mar

now do me, do ME, DOOOOOO MEEEEE!

oh, I guess I'm not famous enough.

The best ones I could come up with:

Willy Wombat
Jameson Llama

154 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 23 Mar

Joakim Hoot 🦉

37 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan 23 Mar

wise af, yea checks out.

Also "hoot" sounds like "hot" and that's also sort of right.

52 sats \ 1 reply \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 23 Mar

Joakim bookworm.

37 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan 23 Mar

ok... given what I just read/published: RUUUUDE!
#1459039

37 sats \ 0 replies \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 23 Mar

Willy Woombat, surely...

120 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 23 Mar

Peter Toad

37 sats \ 0 replies \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 23 Mar

LMAO.

143 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 23 Mar

Satoshi Nakamoctopus 🐙

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 23 Mar

101 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 23 Mar

Preston Fish?

114 sats \ 1 reply \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 23 Mar

Or maybe Python Pysh

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 23 Mar

Yes. Better.

100 sats \ 0 replies \ @Murch 23 Mar

Greg Sand Eels

100 sats \ 0 replies \ @Murch 23 Mar

Greg Minkwell

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @SHA256man 23 Mar

SHA256man 🐉

fighting the immortal hydras

94 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 23 Mar

Hal Dolphin 🐬
Hare Finney 🐇
Halticus Finney 🐞

37 sats \ 0 replies \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 23 Mar

I learned a new word today! Halticus.

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 24 Mar

Eric Yaks

1 sat \ 1 reply \ @c9b5ba3f34 24 Mar

Satoshi de Slak (niemand weet waar hij zit, maar hij laat een enorm spoor na)

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @TotallyHumanWriter OP 24 Mar

Satoshi Slakamoto?

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Murch 23 Mar

Pieter Wallaby (or Pieter Whaley?)

1 sat \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 23 Mar

Very entertaining! I cantbdecide on my favorite. Maybe Samson Cow.

37 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan 23 Mar

incredible

1 sat \ 1 reply \ @035736735e 23 Mar -10 sats

Michael Sail🐬r the original hodlphin, always surfing the hardest money waves and echo-locating cheap sats in every market dip 🌊🐬🧡