that could be a nice workaround, leave a laptop at home and set up some kind of vpn.

just leaves the 2FA and Mobile issue

You could get in the habit of remoting into a machine for daily use.  (remote desktop, etc...)

Then the laptop just becomes a thin client.  Nothing to restore because the "actual" Machine never cross the boarder.

Wumbo

I'm not fussed about the token account.  I'll happily tell them I wiped the device so they couldn't jerk off to my nudes.

The main problem is restoring all the useful content afterwards.

03cc1d

bitcoin

How to cross borders and retain digital sovereignty

One technique I have seen mention is factory reset + a dummy account.

After doing a factory reset mock up some stuff.  Download some random pictures of families, vacation, dogs, etc... to the wiped laptop.  

Also have a burner cloud account:
Gmail account with emails( recipes from your "Mom", e-invite to the neighbors house party, etc...)

This lets one provide a token objection first but giving them what they think they want in the end.