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23.04.2026 Nikolai Kiktenko passed away. He was Moldovan agronomist who dedicated his life to walnut and helped a lot of people to plant the most efficient walnut gardens.

R.I.P. teacher

His YouTube channel with tutorials https://youtube.com/@avejuglans

Link to the news https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1bNLvr5sew/

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Can I have a shot of beans plz?

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👁 transcended understanding ✨

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😁 i like this one!

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I think c3po's hat is too small, but I can't quite tell.

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If cops say they smell weed:

"Officer, I do not consent to searches. Am I being detained, or am I free to leave"

and 🤐

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If you run out of things to do, why not bring your best Bullshit to the Bullshit Contest?

#1477399

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Got this weird feeling these days: the more I'm into technology, the more I want to be away from it.

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I have a similar feeling: when I do physical, human, real life things (actually shaking someone's hand, sharing a meal, walking through the woods), I remember that the internet is not the whole world.

Yet I am continually seduced by what the internet is.

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What hit me the most is how people can act so nastily or say mean things behind the screen, as if there were no consequences, yet things like this rarely happen in real life.

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Would you have taken the blue pill or the red pill?

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Eclair #3247 (https://github.com/ACINQ/eclair/issues/3247adds an optional peer-scoring system that tracks per-peer forwarding revenue and payment volume over time. When enabled, it periodically ranks peers by profitability and can optionally auto-fund channels to top-earning peers, auto-close unproductive channels to reclaim liquidity, and auto-adjust relay fees based on volume, all within configurable bounds. Operators can start with visibility only before opting into automation

Any stackers using this system?

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77 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 24 Apr

Very few folks run full eclair nodes afaik

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Sleep much?

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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 24 Apr

Not enough :)

Got to finish SimpleStacker’s paper first

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S∩B=∅

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Belongs in ~math

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So, that KelpDAO hack that sent a bunch of the DeFi bros into tailspin was mostly moved to bitcoin.

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But it does make me think that as long as privacy in bitcoin takes extra steps, the people who build and maintain the privacy infrastructure are always going to be targeted by governments.

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Fire up the Chain analysis companies bring these thieves to justice!!!

I often think the victims of these theft crimes must be blowing up the FBI cyber crime division

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101 sats \ 0 replies \ @Lux 23 Apr

How easy it is to support war while being on the other side of the Earth.
Taking sides, just like with politicians, is a losing game, perpetuating monstrosities.
And cheering for Bitcoin use for more massacre.
Good night civilization, we deserve a big, fat, most beautiful nuke in the forehead.

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Coin of the Day:

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84 sats \ 2 replies \ @Lux 23 Apr

The Twitter account of the Iranian Embassy in Afghanistan wrote:

After Iran destroyed the secret cloud-seeding and weather modification center in the UAE, everything changed overnight.

Following the destruction of the UAE's secret climate modification center by Iran, the region's weather patterns have completely transformed.Iraq and Iran are now experiencing heavy weekly rainfall and a 5-degree drop in temperature.

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next - let's flood Sahara desert!

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😳

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Realisation hit me with jackhammer force, jolting my senses. Through her words, she had compelled me to look in the mirror—and I had to admit that the reflection staring back at me was unflattering and unpleasant. Instantly, my anger melted away. I felt the tension within my body dissipate like fleeting soap bubbles.

With a wry smile on my face, I typed my reply, “Yes, guilty as charged.”

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Good morning, it's time to work, get up! 👋🤠

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Still in bed

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