all roads lead back to here, really

I dunno maybe your uncle knows a guy who sells emeralds and has a corner on the emerald market and is gonna make you all rich by importing emeralds of sizes hitherto unknown. That way we can all get rich quick.

I think a lot of is have felt like this about Bitcoin. We are gonna have loads'a money and it's gonna be awesome.

But Bitcoin doesn't promise loads'a money. It promises freedom money which will likely make the state hate you (more than it already does).