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Is this scientific scientist related to the bip110ers 😂😂😂
What will be the future of the Coldcard company?
Are they obliged to keep updating the firmwares, do they have funds to keep all the R&D, are they guilty or did they took part of the btcs, should they continue till a deadline, will people forget the issue and buy the new models by learing how to use dice?
They clearly admit themselves that there probably isn't a future. I think that patching up the firmware while they still can is a good thing. I also think that they won't see much growth.
https://twiiit.com/COLDCARDwallet/status/2085551349962334324
This is a profound statement!!
Reminder: These coin are assumed to be unspendable due to key loss.
Do I have to make a meme with my statement?
😂😂😂
not only that, but he did it on a windows machine!!
👀
extreme paranoia with hardware wallets #294620
Are we quickly moving from
"Trust the ColdCard guys, they know what they're doing"
to
"Trust the Red Team guys, they know what they're doing"
?
Just seems like the age of social media and AI, information moves so much faster than anyone can verify anything.
Quite a story in these three tweets:
source
"I'm moving fast"? That's no bueno.
https://twiiit.com/JWWeatherman_/status/2085429272089329924
Wait @denlillaapan 👀 Saylor has only gone on Diary of a CEO 😂😂😂
This week is so frickin surreal 😂😂
Link?
There's only so much Saylorbois trash, even from the OG Saylorbois, Í can take these days
Oh fuck. Why do I have a feeling it's all sycophantic suck-up for an hour?
There is a lot of comments noting this may have been filmed some time ago
SN channel back up!
Is that 1M sats on Murch's post a record!
Assuming it's not a kruw'l joke 😋
https://stacker.news/top/posts/forever
In the top but ain't top1
It's not the record, but it's definitely up there.
It's pretty dope
Shower thoughts:
What would happen if the stolen ColdCard coins get sent to a Satoshi address?
@Car predicted that
Paul will confiscate them and redistribute that wealth
Why people would NOT believe somebody saying "I lost my BTC in a boating accident" but they believe those who says "I lost my BTC in a ColdCard vulnerability" ?
What makes you think that the supposedly "drain" of funds is not in fact a tx to his other wallets?
Very very very hard to prove that are not the same individual doing it.
Who wants coinjoins when you can have coordinated boating accidents? If enough people all have the same problem, it really doesn't look like a boating accident.
I coinjoined myself :)
Next time I see Chris I'm going to have so many questions.
That's nothing. Imagine losing your coldcard in a boating accident.
made my day
Little did they know, all it took to get Darth to come down off that mountain and bring the memes was for them to fuck up in a majorly bad way
sometimes I came down just to get some more beers and get inspiration.
Then walking back I have enough time to think about new memes based on latest events.
It's fun. Memes are life and life is a meme.
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Hmm, my LN channel with Stacker.News says it's offline, for some reason?
scroll down little bit: #1541412
got it, thanks
Rockstar Games announces an extended GTA 6 trailer for August 27th on Netflix
5 minutes later:
-> Massive Netflix subscriptions right now
I can wait the link from a good person
I'm always surprised by how massive GTA fan base is... game was always just mid to me
Darth was right again vibes...
here some CCs to be able to use SN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁 thanks
Hey, @BTCsessions mentioned a SN post about the Boltz warranty canary. It has been a while since I watched most of these podcasts, so I don't know if this is unusual.
Had the exact same thought while watching yesterday haha
Good because I reproducibly addressed and dismantled at least some FUD in that thread.
Exactly as planed by the Paypal mafia...
PUSHING PEOPLE INTO SPARK TRAP !
https://xcancel.com/roy_breez/status/2084373349736616053
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
my giant dick hardens at the thot of some stinking state order-followers wishing me harm & enslavement;
✨🔍🍆🔎✨
🏊🗡👁🛡🏄
💫 lightning ⚡
only, fuck em statists!
(+ 🔫 cowboy credits 🤠)
bridge broken
rerouting
use other bridge
the new bridge
Shitcoin musical chairs
don't say I didn't warned you...
Not telling you how to run SN, but IMO, wasting time with Spark ain't top priority!
It should not be there at all.
You are just making mafia's game and push people into a trap.
You will create so much disturbance with their crap submarine swaps for real LN that people will get crazy on SN. You already did it when you attached external wallets and you ignored my warning. Nowadays we are seeing all that I was warning you.
Just saying is custodial is NOT enough. IT IS WORSE THAN THAT!
You will remember my words.
You are just making SN to became a shitshow.
I adapted one of my old meme with latest news :)
muun still works
only for people with down syndrome
Matt Odell the Jim Cramer of Bitcoin, with delayed results?
https://i.postimg.cc/HsWFsNKD/maneare-9tales.gif
I think is wrong.
You should know the difference between a hack and vulnerability that can be exploited.
Nobody brake the code in a "hack", but they just exploit he lack of entropy of some seeds.
Is literally guessing a weak password.
This meme illustrates the Colcard disaster.
https://xcancel.com/BTCsessions/status/1554543691187908608
"Probably don't throw it in your toilet" very bad advice
@k00b Is the Stacker.news node having some issues? It appears to gossiping but I cannot "connect" to it and my channel to it appears offline to me. I have done a bunch of testing and can lncli connect to ACINQ etc.
But when I try connecting to stacker.news like this:
lncli connect 03cc1d0932bb99b0697f5b5e5961b83ab7fd66f1efc4c9f5c7bad66c1bcbe78f02@xhlmkj7mfrl6ejnczfwl2vqik3xim6wzmurc2vlyfoqw2sasaocgpuad.onion:9735returns
[lncli] rpc error: code = Unknown desc = dial proxy failed: socks connect tcp 10.21.21.11:9050->xhlmkj7mfrl6ejnczfwl2vqik3xim6wzmurc2vlyfoqw2sasaocgpuad.onion:9735: unknown error host unreachableYes, I'm working on it! I'll ping you when I get it back
Okay thanks
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TACO Trumps Escalation Trap.
https://m.stacker.news/151158
The decline of the petrodollar US empire.
https://m.stacker.news/151159