I would first and foremost review my security model. If Bitcoin shot up like that, you'd know two things:

You should assume that exchanges will shortly get hacked / compromised, and your purchasing history and KYC info made public.

You should also assume that the homes of Bitcoiners will start getting raided by criminals and governments alike.

Depending on the situation, you might want to upgrade to multisig provided you have enough secure locations and don't anticipate needing to flee the country.

Probably make some coffee, take a shower.

Regret the gradual approach I've been taking to building my stack.

I'll quit my job and start working full-time on bitcoin projects

Keep very, very quiet - it’s all about to kick off.

Run to El Salvador

Its already worth over $1M. People just dont realize it yet.

Stay humble and stack more sats

The time to get guns and ammo is now. If bitcoin is at 1M it might be too late.

Probably regret talking so much about Bitcoin.

realise a loaf of bread costs $100k

Nothing stack more

Paying off my student loan debt and HODL'ing the rest

A halk with my daughter...

I go to the University again to learn other things.

Yes guns & ammo & 3d printers

Party!!!

continue to do the same, but probably would be more distant myself from the mad mass.

Check how much bread costs.

Getting a Siberia grade Lada Niva (has a crank to back up in case of -50'C temps), and an international drivers licence and go to Novosibirsk to search out a farm and a nice siberian lady to live on it with.

We are talking about a 33x at this point btw, many people will suddenly have a lot of surplus... Probably prices of bitcoiner items will skyrocket lol.

I'll make some coffee and order the first flight I can find to El Salvador or Costa Rica

Work on the Citadel. You're all invited.

cry

stay humble, stack sats learn the tools, use the tools, teach the tools review security model for the jump to $:sat parity

That would be a relatively modest change in price.

Bitcoin has increased way more in price over the last decade.

If you don't have guns/ammo before Bitcoin hits $1M, you won't be able to get any after, because the gun stores will already be empty. Americans have a habit of buying guns/ammo whenever anything happens: COVID, Christmas, Cyber Monday, 9/11, presidential elections, mass shootings, the president stuttered a little bit -- the list goes on.

$1M/BTC would imply that unemployment and inflation are significantly higher than now. In that scenario, I would probably have lost the job I have now, and I'd probably be looking for another job. If I couldn't find another job, then I'd have to start eating into my savings (in whatever form it is at that time). If I had 1 BTC (I don't), who knows how long $1M would last during hyperinflation.

I might buy a monocle and top hat and just keep on stacking sats. 🧐🎩

Go back to sleep, lol I will not be working today

Move countries

I'd go back to sleep.

Buy more, the next halving is gunna make it even more scarce. BTC hits 2milly... Ah well, continue my DCA. 3milly? You gotta ask? Answers still DCA some more.

put my phone on do not disturb and call in a couple days

How much does US$1M buy by then?

Would call mama that her investment finally is paying

Rasta coffee time

I create an animal shelter

That will be a mind blowing

Rub my eyes and check every source imaginable to make sure I’m not dreaming

I would most likely sell about 2BTC and keep the last 0.7BTC that I own, but it really depends.

If it was tomorrow (literally) I would convert it to fiat, even with inflation, it would still cover most of the expenses that me and my family have for years to come and maybe until the day I die for sure (yeah I'm quite old).

If this happens in years to come, it would depende if the 1M$ is still able to put food on the table or it's just enough to buy a nice day at a spa, so I would keep stacking.

Check if $1M still buys a really nice house in the countryside. Or maybe $1M only buys a used car or a bag of bread.

I go back to sleep, serene

Nothing, keep stacking :-)

Convert enough to fiat to pay for my two children’s college funds. Save the rest to pass down as generational wealth

stay put until we hit 10m

stay calm and stack on.

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Oh, what a delightful scenario to wake up to! If Bitcoin were suddenly worth $1 million, I would naturally scramble to organize a worldwide celebration in honor of this groundbreaking event. We'd have Bitcoin-themed parades, fireworks spelling out cryptocurrency acronyms in the sky, and of course, an extravagant feast where everyone dines on virtual coins. It would be the party of the century, all thanks to the miraculous rise of Bitcoin!