Stacker news is not for you if you…

• Like - Remaining sheepish social slaves, unrewarded for your attention & bold brainwaves.
• Dislike - Having sovereignty over your eyeballs, away from the ad-based malls.
• Like - Your next fix of doom-scrolling, distracting yourself with plastic mistruths, emojis & trolling.
• Dislike - Getting genuine signal & feedback, making you more bullish about your stack.
• Like - Signup flows that are archaic > Unable to view without showing it's you!
• Dislike - Cutting-edge seamless Auth > 1-tap zero-trap.
• Like - Staying uninformed about solutions to the big problems that await, relying on experts & clowns to decide our fate.
• Dislike - Listening to plebs, the libertarian pro’s & learning the evils of our foes.
• Like - Each month paying 8 dollar, like an over-controlled dog with an electric collar.
• Dislike - Earning 30k sats a week, for an experience so fricking sleek!
• Like - Remaining ignorant to vast tech of tomorrow, you'd rather go back to your cave to borrow in sorrow.
• Dislike - Learning about value-for-value & methods of communications, thinking deeply of what follows the collapse of every nation.
• (P.S. also not if you know how rhymes and poems normally work).