You are retarded. Is this your way of consenting to be robbed at gunpoint?

One day, Tony was working as a cashier at a cheese shop, and at the end of the day, he walked out of the store, not just with the cash, but having been tasked with locking up, brought a UHaul with him to empty the store.

The owner managed to shoot Tony as he was fleeing the scene, and his last words were "everyone forgot how not your keys, not your cheese works".

You literally cannot spend your bitcoin ever if you are this retarded. The oracle problem runs deeper than your cliches and real goods and services in the physical world cannot be atomically swapped for bitcoin, securely or otherwise even when you do not introduce a time shift. It is obvious you do not understand why bitcoin matters, and this is likely due to you being on the beneficiary side of capital misallocation.

You're a fucking consoooomer and clearly that's all you'll ever be.