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1414 sats \ 8 replies \ @siggy47 13 Sep 2023 \ on: Stacker Saloon
  1. Woke up
  2. Got outta bed
  3. Dragged a comb across my head
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1934 sats \ 0 replies \ @Public_N_M_E 13 Sep 2023
"Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard Put on some scene gear Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts" ;) - Hollywood undead.
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367 sats \ 6 replies \ @carlosfandango 13 Sep 2023
My life goals right there. Anything else is just showing off!
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10 sats \ 5 replies \ @siggy47 13 Sep 2023
#3 is less important by the day. I'm almost completely bald.
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367 sats \ 4 replies \ @carlosfandango 13 Sep 2023
Mine is in fast retreat… I have a favourite comb and I will get to the point soon where I will never part with it :-)
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10 sats \ 3 replies \ @siggy47 13 Sep 2023
That joke doesn't get old, but we do.
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367 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 13 Sep 2023
My kids actually bought me a card and it had a version of this joke written inside. It really should be retired.
The youngest also tells me not to worry as i no longer have to go to the hairdresser and she can do it for me at home… she is 6
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 13 Sep 2023
That's great! My beard went gray early. My 6 year old was upset by how old I looked. BTW I was old to have a 6 year old. I started dying my beard for her but I never kept up with it. Finally she told me to stop it. Her friends noticed that my beard was always a different color.
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367 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 13 Sep 2023
I do not have the patience for that…. I don’t even have the patience to grow a beard in the first place!
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