At a future BTC conference, I will appear like a hologram on the stage, something like this...
https://imgprxy.stacker.news/JxDd5_yanzQ2dsihe1SYDTejqXDSzH39w7VJwE_GElk/rs:fit:600:500:0/g:no/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBvc3RpbWcuY2MvelhRTXd0WTQvVkFERVItRElELVlPVS1CTElYVC5qcGc

With this music in the background

Every time some speaker will try to shill some shitcoin, I will come up (as a hologram) and force choke on him. All speakers will wear a hidden Bitcoin switch like in this demo that will shortly electrocute them for a more impact-full effect.

THAT WILL BE A REAL BITCOIN CONFERENCE!