Cheeky bitcoin business names
4253 sats \ 56 comments \ @justBrian 7 Oct 2023 bitcoin
Day dreaming about cheeky bitcoin-related business names. Best one i came up with:
a local resell/repair shop called: Bitcoin Fixes This 😅
Anyone else think of some ?
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LOL this post is getting really funny. For sure somebody will lurk for these names.
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When we see one in the wild...that is the clearest sign of hyperbitcoinization i can think of 😅
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LOL good one!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @justBrian OP 7 Oct 2023
Perfect, perfect!
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Another one: public storage facility called... Block Space 😅
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Also would work perfectly for a fridge or camping cooler company 🤙
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Love it
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Sister pub: Outbound Liquidity. Or perhaps they just put a sign above the restroom.
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Yes!
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This name is so great it makes me want to shitcan my life and start this business.
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It’s a crowded industry…. There’s not mushroom for newbies…
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Bro the only thing keeping me from taking my zap back is payment finality.
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LMAO…
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Pete McCormack would be so confused tho.
Underrated comment.
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New favorite.
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Lol. It’s very good!
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Actually i think this would work better for the title of a straight to netflix rom com . Mila Kunis would star in it.
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That's cool but I have one which I think you will like. This is BitFix
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😂
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a local resell/repair shop called: Bitcoin Fixes This 😅
keep going!
how about for a clothing shop?
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20 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 7 Oct 2023
repair shop called: Bitcoin Fixes This
very good one! I like it!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @joswilliams 8 Oct 2023 outlawed
stackers have outlawed this. turn on wild west mode in your /settings to see outlawed content.