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Yeah - the whole ‘take my wife… no please, take my wife…’ isn’t really my thing… terrible one-liners are though!

Further to yesterdays conversation about picking Nemo up from somewhere;

‘My wife went to the Caribbean…’ ‘Jamaica?’ ‘No. She went of her own accord…’

I like that Jamaica line. I will have plenty of opportunities to use it around here. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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Very good.

I went to my doctor and he said ‘Haven’t seen you for a while..’ I said ‘No. I have been sick.’

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