221 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 17 Oct 2023 \ parent \ on: Stacker Saloon
Yeah - the whole ‘take my wife… no please, take my wife…’ isn’t really my thing… terrible one-liners are though!
Further to yesterdays conversation about picking Nemo up from somewhere;
‘My wife went to the Caribbean…’ ‘Jamaica?’ ‘No. She went of her own accord…’
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22 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 17 Oct 2023
I like that Jamaica line. I will have plenty of opportunities to use it around here. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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221 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 17 Oct 2023
Very good.
I went to my doctor and he said ‘Haven’t seen you for a while..’ I said ‘No. I have been sick.’
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