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From now on I'll forego offering my seat, just in case the old person happens to be you.
I'm the bent over guy with the long white beard and the cane.
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Alright, no seats for anyone matching that description, out of respect.
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47 for the number of hip replacements I take it
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Oh, damn. I forgot about that last one. Gotta change my nym
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