Ursula K. Le Guin + Orson Welles = Ursula Welles?

Occasionally, she surprised them by introducing wild animals into their sleeping quarters.

This triggered my loudest inaudible laugh.

As it was, a large segment of the Martian public surprised itself by electing her in a landslide with the general opinion that a big girl like her ought to have some fun.

Being normal is so underrated.