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Damn, I'm slow today. Enjoy it. You earned it.
Were your powers derived from your cowboy hat?
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Yes. I have suffered a kryptonite-like attack.
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What the heck happened?
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Nothing. Ignore my nonsensical babble.
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Sounds suspicious. We better guard our hats vigilantly.
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Still, I'm taking my hat off, out of respect, for a while...
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I think it's what the cool kids are doing.
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Don't give in to this shameful peer pressure campaign!
Look at that cowardly bully, deleting his remarks.
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Something's brewing amongst the superhats. I don't think it concerns the likes of us.
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I'm picturing instead of littering the outside of Siggy's home with malicious USBs (as in Mr. Robot) someone strewn Stretsons near his door and once he tried one on the fishing rod guy on his roof lifted his old, unguarded one.
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You know what? That is what must have happened.
No wonder he doesn't want to talk about it. Siggy fell for the oldest trick in the book.
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The oldest trick in a Far Side book.
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235 sats \ 1 reply \ @Bitman 23 Jan
You'll get it back up to the big league numbers again.
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Thanks
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Yikes! The new sheriff (who somehow has an older cowboy hat than the last sheriff) has big shoes to fill.
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Don't trust anyone around here with cowboy hat claims. It's a cut throat business these hats.
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