> I would freeze up and just stare and say "it's everywhere" and not know where to start

Oh yeah, that takes me back. That was usually our shared reaction: just sort of staring at it and being completely unsure where to start. 

My wife is definitely the one who rises to the occasion when poop needs to be touched, like when there's a turd in the bath and someone needs to act fast before it gets on the kid.

Undisciplined

How parenting changed me

cryotosensei

My wife is awesome. I never minded changing diapers or cleaning up spit up but the explosive diarrhea I usually had to tag her in for. Not always, if she was out of sleeping then you gotta do what you gotta do, but I would freeze up and just stare and say "it's everywhere" and not know where to start. Haha. 