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As a kid I wanted a monkey. Then I heard all the horror stories. My parents broke out the old "they throw their feces at you" tales, as if that would discourage me. That's a feature, not a bug.
oh that's nothing... check this out 😂😂😂😂
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Our closest relations in the animal kingdom…
Damn!!
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You could have got Nazi-sponsored sea monkeys… (weird tale that one)
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Before I do a search about the nazi part, I almost ordered sea monkeys from the back of Boy's Life magazine, but I always thought there was something fishy (pun intended) about the ad. They had these weird, smiling cartoon monkeys smiling at you. Even then I was suspicious.
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Oh enjoy the read! It was a creepy ad…
(Boys Life lol. Nuns Life also available on certain flights..)
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 5 Mar
Yes! I'm starting to think you watched it more often than I did :)
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I’m almost word perfect. I do enjoy other movies though; Top Secret, Airplane 2… lol
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