Alright, cowboys, cowgirls and SN fellas,  today, let's ponder over bitcoin, federated ecash, and those pesky alts, just some wacky theories about how fedimint could shake up the crypto space beyond our beloved bitcoin – you know, those laughable altcoins, or as we like to call them, shitcoins. You've got these future altcoin CEOs, right? They're like kids in a candy store, except instead of candy, they're eyeing fedimint like it's the last slice of pizza at a bitcoin pizza party. They're all like, "Hey, I wanna be part of the cool bitcoin crew too!" But little do they know, they've been munching on shitcoins this whole time, thinking it was gourmet pizza. It's like trying to pass off a counterfeit Monet as the real deal at an art auction – someone's bound to call you out eventually.

And then you've got these shitcoin holders who are starting to feel like they've been stuck in a never-ending episode of Groundhog Day. They're like, "Wait a minute, this altcoin rollercoaster is making me dizzy, and not in a good way." So, they're eyeing bitcoin like it's a sturdy life raft in a sea of sinking shitcoins. It's like realizing that your grandma's homemade apple pie is way better than that store-bought cardboard crust you've been eating all this time. But hold on, it's not just the CEOs and holders feeling the heat – even the workers in the shitcoin factories are starting to question their life choices. They're like, "Hey, maybe I should switch to the fedimint factory instead of cranking out these subpar shitcoins all day." It's like realizing that you've been banging your head against a brick wall when there's a perfectly good door right next to you.

So, yeah, the writing's on the wall, folks, altcoins are starting to look like yesterday's news, and fedimint is stepping up to the plate like the fresh-faced rookie ready to take on the big leagues. It's like watching the underdog team come out of nowhere to win the championship – you didn't see it coming, but boy, does it feel good when it happens. So let's strap in, stackers, because the crypto rollercoaster is about to get even wilder.

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