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Tomorrow is April 1, when, as we know, all the best and important tech announcements drop. So what's the most likely Stacker News update?
A KYC system to "protect your data."22.0%
"Territories" changed to "Nation-States"22.0%
MSM extended due to bug in code.26.8%
Zapping replaced with heart emojis.29.3%
41 votes \ poll ended
Battle of the territories. Only 5 can remain!
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MSM is not going anywhere, and the prizes are about to double!
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or better MSM prize of 4.7M sats was a joke, nobody get any sats.
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Strategic rebuild on top of etherium
Darth don’t kill me, tis only a joke LOL
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Every SN user's activity embedded in an Eth blob like Han Solo in carbonite.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Car 1 Apr
Darth will quit sn but it will be true 🀣
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119 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 31 Mar
I was going to do a "you can now fund your wallet with a bitcoin ETF" and "Vanguard added to the 'attach wallets' options." But, I don't have the time to make it a proper April 1st ARG.
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But, I don't have the time to make it a proper April 1st ARG
And that's the real tragedy of the engineer trial not working out.
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20 sats \ 0 replies \ @Car 31 Mar
that would have been classic 🀣
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Acquired by Reddit πŸ˜›
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I did consider either a Reddit or HackerNews merger as a choice.
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All what we need us love. I vote for hearts πŸ’ πŸ’•πŸ₯°
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MSM extended forever.
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