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Tomorrow is April 1, when, as we know, all the best and important tech announcements drop. So what's the most likely Stacker News update?

A KYC system to "protect your data."22.0%
"Territories" changed to "Nation-States"22.0%
MSM extended due to bug in code.26.8%
Zapping replaced with heart emojis.29.3%
41 votes \ poll ended

I was going to do a "you can now fund your wallet with a bitcoin ETF" and "Vanguard added to the 'attach wallets' options." But, I don't have the time to make it a proper April 1st ARG.

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But, I don't have the time to make it a proper April 1st ARG

And that's the real tragedy of the engineer trial not working out.

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that would have been classic 🀣

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Strategic rebuild on top of etherium

Darth don’t kill me, tis only a joke LOL

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Every SN user's activity embedded in an Eth blob like Han Solo in carbonite.

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Darth will quit sn but it will be true 🀣

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MSM is not going anywhere, and the prizes are about to double!

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or better MSM prize of 4.7M sats was a joke, nobody get any sats.
https://m.stacker.news/24333

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πŸ˜‚

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MSM extended forever.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Acquired by Reddit πŸ˜›

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I did consider either a Reddit or HackerNews merger as a choice.

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All what we need us love. I vote for hearts πŸ’ πŸ’•πŸ₯°

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Battle of the territories. Only 5 can remain!

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