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A few options, depending on the person and how much they trust me:
  • Bitcoin is as innovative and game changing as the printing press, electricity, and the internet.
  • There currently is not a way to save money without losing it slowly. Bitcoin fixes this, and it’s a matter of time before people realize this and choose it over the dollar.
  • Bitcoin is probably the only thing that’s existed on the internet for over a decade that has never once been hacked.
  • Bitcoin is the most secure piece of technology in existence.
  • We quadrupled our money supply between 2010 and 2020, and then printed 40% of all USD in existence between 2020 and 2021. Bitcoin fixes this.
  • Bitcoin is value stored as information that is as immutable as 2+2=4
And, if they’re particularly conservative:
  • Elizabeth Warren hates bitcoins lol