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Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane
Chickenshit i - cowards
Ratshit - poor quality
No shit - Obviously
Holy shit - mind blowing/unbelievable
Hot shit - very good
Dipshit - a total dumbass
Tuff shit - Take it or leave it.
Jack shit - nothing
The shit - perfection

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I almost forgot my favorite:

Shitfaced- inebriated.
"Man, was I shitfaced last night."

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I had to look up what 'inebriated' meant :)

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I should have thought of that. Some disturbing visuals if you're misunderstood.

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Perhaps this phrase should be added, used mostly in Boston or other parts of New England:

He (they) shit the bed.
It can be used for someone, or often a sports team, who blew a big opportunity.
Example: "Damn, the Maple Leafs shit the bed last night."

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I'm confident I'm ready for the English exam.

😂

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Red Sox before 2004

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This also gets used a lot in Ohio as just a general exclamation of disapproval.

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I've heard this, but rarely. Screwed the pooch where I'm from. Vulgar, but not profane.

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Another addition:
Shitload- a large quantity.
"I'd like to go to the concert, but I have a shitload of work to get done."
Variation- shit ton. Same usage

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Know your shit

😂

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Bravo

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Never thought that I'd zap a bunch of shit, but I did.

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It was all worth it. This is topshit

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I am so so grateful to be able to be a part of this whole shit-show!

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Haha. What about shit hit the fan?

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Up shit's creek

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Shit sandwich

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This one is beyond me :)

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Shit sandwich is when you are given something sub optimal.

"a ruined, terrible thing, or intolerable situation often requiring continued or further unpleasant action".

I forgot one yesterday. Shit box describing an old beat up car.

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very difficult situation

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Famous!

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a messy situation ?

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Disastrous situation

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Shitstorm- a wildly chaotic and unmanageable situation, controversy, or sequence of events

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Shithole - an undesirable place to live, visit, work etc.

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A few more:
Scared shitless- terrified
Shit for brains- lacking in intelligence
Don't tell me to stop. I can't.

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Even @cryotosensei will learn a thing or two about the English language today.

😂

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Shit storm

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chaotic situation ?

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Perfect storm of hell or rage

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Shit show- a messy situation.

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Here's another shit-category, Jim Lahey's 'shitisms'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a03aqSCeo8

  • shithawk - someone who watches shit-heads closely
  • shit-apple - ne'er-do-well, usually found in a trailer park
  • shit-puppets - pawns in a shit-play
  • shit barometer - measures the shit pressure in the air
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Shithead-
noun

  1. An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.
  2. A stupid or contemptible person.
  3. A card game, the aim of which is to lose one's cards.
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Shit off a shovel

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Never heard of that. What does it mean?

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Very fast…. when you actually throw shit off a shovel it moves very quickly…

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You have to have shovled shit to know. Used to have to get fertilizer from the cow pasture and remove dog shit from the yard.

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@siggy47 is on it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Your smiling emojis reminded me of another one.

Shit eating grin-
Shit-eating grin refers to a big smile on someone’s face, often showing self-satisfaction and a hint of some kind of internal joke going on. It is a smug, suspicious smile.

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Indeed

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‘You want sympathy? It’s in the dictionary between shit and syphillis..’ (dates back to the old Government dictionary which had sympathy between those two words)

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fucking shit

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Shoot the shit

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informal and relaxed conversation.
Fits like a glove for this post :)

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A shit - 💩
Shit faced - overly drunk
Give a shit - to care about something

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shitzu - a lovely decorative dog
shit-poo - a no less lovely mix of a shitzu and a poodle.

What a Crock of shit the story was!

This is my addition.
Meaning : a quantity or source of lies or nonsense
another term for crock.

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Like shit on a blanket….. (very hard to remove)

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Grammar Is The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit And Knowing You're Shit

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grammar is our friend

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Don't forget shitcoin!

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I need to congratulate you on how shitty this post is :)

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Did anybody say shit-on-a-shingle, yet?

Chipped beef on toast.

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No shit to bullshit is like NY to London. UK people often say that they don't shit in English like Americans, and this post is a proving that they are right.

I have another question - Does using slings or shit words make a language more practical and beautiful?

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Great shit!

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I rarely hear rat shit

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