I've logged off of Reddit after another day of idiotic arguments and discussions, only to find myself walking through the same dark alley that is my shortcut to the local grocery store.

As I was walking through said dark alley, both the alley and me suddenly got engulfed in a bright, yellow-ish light; "Am I finally going to be taken back to my home-planet?" I thought, "Are they coming to save me from this mess?"

No, not really. Instead, some sketchy logo started making it's way up to me.

It was clothed in a pretty sleek- but worn-out trench coat, and tried hiding it's "face" under an oversized fedora--- and of course, it had some feathers sticking out of it.

"Hm hmm hm hm" I thought, "All this drama only to offer me some 'free candy'- or 'hugs' again?"

However, as the entity finally stood before me, it was clear that this wasn't going to be your regular encounter with the obscure.

The entity started to reach into one of the coat's pocket's, and pulled out a phone; on this phone was only a single app, and it featured the same logo as the entity that stood before me.

It didn't say a word, but I instinctively knew that it wanted me to open the app, and me being curious, I obliged.

The only thing I can remember is that I tapped the app, it opened, and the same bright light as before appeared, only to have everything cut to black strictly after.

As I came back to me, I found myself standing in one of the isles of the grocery store, only to be greeted by an employee asking if I was going to keep on staring at the dairy products all day; I quickly left the store and have never been back to that alley again.

I've been drawn-in to the app ever since, and can still see the light when I close my eyes...