I just read this 5 times and now I fully understand. Yes all Federal workers should have nothing but paid holidays. That makes welfare and corporate welfare recipients paid government workers, too.

The pay should be based on how many days they don't come into work. Every year the evaluation is that you can ink your thumbprint or an appendage that you have that doesn't trigger you to depression.

Also the incentive to become a federal employee would be to keep you from peaceful demonstration where you burn things down.